[Midway through the show "Firebreather" by "Thrice" hits the loud-speakers, and a Commissioner Combs smugly makes his way down the ramp to a chorus of boos, accompanied by wife Amanda Combs, son Jac Combs, and US Champion Drifter - all adorning stylish "Combs Club" t-shirts. They make their way into the ring, and a ringside technician hands the Commissioner a mic]
"I'm out here today to address a couple very important marketing fubars apparently approved by a now former producer backstage earlier today. Firstly, this from JT Will~" [The crowd cheers, as Combs motions to the titantron that shows replay highlights from JT Will's earlier titantron promo]
[The focus returns to the Combs family in the ring, who all appear to be shaking their heads in a mixture of disappointment and disgust] "First of all, JT... You want to know why we didn't have a conversation about your booking options for Hell in a Cell? It's because I only associate with with winners..." [motioning behind him to US Champion Drifter with his thumb as he speaks] "...and clearly, you lost the FSB World Championship to Alpha at No Mercy. That said, you should be grateful that I even considered putting you in such a high profile match as our Traditional Money in the Bank Match in the first place. You want to "disrespectfully decline" the opportunity? That's fine. I'll see you at Hell in a Cell in a one-on-one no disqualification Street Fight instead. You win? You'll join Star, Alpha, and #1 Contender Ryan Jacob in a Fatal Four Way World Title Match at Tables, Ladders, and Chairs. And if you lose... well, let's just say that your place on the card at TLC is going to be extremely less than favorable for you."
[He produces an oversized comb from his pocket and uses it to briefly fluff his golden swoop before pointing back up to the titantron that's replaying the YouTube clip from Star]
"And then we have this. A direct digital slap in the face from our Undisputed Unified Champion to the Brilliant man who gave him everything. Let's not forget Star, I'm the one who allowed you to cash in that Money in the Bank during Segment 1 at No Mercy in the first place when I could have just as easily decided to make you wait until the end of the card wherein "Mr. Board of Directors Who Are Out To Screw Everyone" would have destroyed you. And for the record, Tez didn't come to my office crying for a rematch. I invited him to the office to discuss his rematch clause, and decided to grant it at Hell in a Cell on the grounds that you could get your IC Title defense out of the way at Hell in a Cell, and then focus solely on your World Title defense at TLC. Seeing as how you're a Fighting Champion though, I don't suppose it would be a problem for you to endure two matches in one night at TLC. Assuming that you're still Unified Champion come TLC, in addition to defending your World Title in a Triple Threat or Fatal Four Way Match in the main event, you're also going to be defending that IC Title against our soon-to-be #1 Contender: Amanda Combs. Shine bright, Star. You're going to need it."